(In my imagination, you all would talk back to me during this little drama, but would sound like muted trombones like in the Peanuts cartoons.)
Wait, not that one, that's some other blog. This is Terrible Loss, your OTHER favorite blog. Anyway I've been off the internet for..(Bwwweeeeeooouuubwwaaauu)
No. That's some other guy. I'm Stewart, your third (fourth / fifth) favorite blogger and I'm back to blogging now tha....(bababababababuuuuuu)
LOOK. I am in your Top Ten favorite blogs OF ALL TIME. I was off the internets for a little longer than month due to family and holidays and work and sickness and just didn't have the time. You missed me deeply. Which is, frankly a little disturbing, as I'm just some guy on the internet. Albeit a charming one. Now stop interrupting so we can DO THIS.
Other excuses: I was at a work Christmas party for my estranged wife when thieves masquerading as terrorists attacked the building and took everyone hostage. Almost sounds like a movie.
High Hopes and Low Motivation
But How Slow is Slow Exactly?
|2 weeks into January, and all I've done is assemble 10 miniatures.|
I do like assembling miniatures too.