Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Trench Hills part 2; further along the hills

 Whoa, an update so soon?  How did I manage that?  

It's due to the parent-kid ratio formula.  Observe:

When you have 1 Kid and have to watch 1 kid:
Feels like you're watching all the kids.

If you have 2 kids and have to watch 1 kid:
Feels like you're watching 1 Kid.

If you have 3 (or more) kids and have to watch 1 kid:
Feels like no kids.  

Parents will back me up on this.  So, when my 2 sons went to their grandparent's house for a few days, leaving me with just the wife and daughter, I got quite the uptick in free time.   Especially since the daughter is the oldest of the children and the most self-sufficient, as long as there are no spiders.  Especially since (strangely) the wife didn't have a long list of honey-do projects over that time.  Might be because I tied her up and put her in the garage...


More Hills

First I spent some time using The Choppa! to cut some more sticks and then glue them to the edges of the remaining hills.  Once dry, it was time to move the operation outside to do the ground cover...

The backyard operation.


Outside.  yuk.  my old enemy.  I hate the outside, all bright, sunny, and warm.  disgusting.
But this is likely to cause a mess so outside is a good choice.  Messes outside can be left outside, and the outside can clean itself.  

A simple process of painting on a layer of slightly watered down white glue..
Like so...


And dumping on the ground cover of your choice...
Action shot!



As per usual, my choice of ground cover is a big tub of cheap decaf coffee.  I just like the way it looks and it gives enough texture.  Plus, it's a public service because all the cheap decaf coffee I buy for terrain is coffee that someone can't be forced to drink.  No one should drink decaf. 




Take care to put a bead of glue along the bottom of the wood and the card shelf to stick on ground texture there as well.


The leave outside to dry while it's 90 degrees outside. 




And finally, brush off any loose coffee grounds with an unused paint brush and bring inside.
Ah, inside is SO much better,
When placed close together you can see the trench hill aspect more,
as several of these placed close together creates the illusion of a trench network.


Seems like I should of gotten more done.  Yet, a big step forward in trench hill development.


Bonus Works

While the trenches were drying and in-between steps; I took to the painting desk for some easy painting wins.  

Things!




Not everything in the Quar verse has a direct correlation to our world, but in this case there is.  These are called Huvi and are the Quar analogue to chickens.  Least I think so.  Anyway, they'll be added to the farm scenery, because what kind of farm wouldn't have chicken...things.


And some more markers.

Clash of Rhyfles is a great game but can be kinda marker heavy.  While I do have a bunch already made, a few more wouldn't hurt so I can accommodate more players.  
To satisfy your curiosity: The larger flower circles are for Prone status and the smaller ones with a bag are for Stunned Status.  
Because you were dying to know.  I know I know I know. 


And I thought: wow, this is the life.  So productive.  Maybe I could someone who blogs 3 times a week?  maybe I can be someone who paints 1000 figures a year?  Maybe I can get in great shape with home cooking and plenty of exercise?

The next day I went and picked up the boys, and the free time evaporated with cries of "DAAAAD!" and questions of "Will you play with me?' and "what's for dinner?"  "eww that's yucky can we have something else?"   "I don't know, ANYTHING!"  

Thanks for Reading.
Double thanks for writing a comment.
Till next time.


31 comments:

  1. The trenches are really coming along Stew. Looking very good.

    The Quar chickens look great as well. Can you use them for routing markers? 😁

    I understand about the kids, once there is the same number of kids as the parents the amount of free time goes to zero. Maybe get yourself a couple more wives. 😂 Although that may be offset by longer honey to do lists.

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    1. Thanks Ben. Then I have a negative free time as my children outnumber us...
      and I am LONG past the age where I think multiple women is a good idea. 😁

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  2. You’re on fire at present with your efforts producing lots of goodies. Now, what would you use for ground cover if you cannot stand the smell of coffee? I’ll have to remember that “The Outside can clean itself.”

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    1. Thanks JF. I don't know. Probably some sort of commercially available ground cover.

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  3. Great progress on the trenches. I have ahamlessly borrowed your idea for markers for games of Quar

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    1. Thaks Neil! Borrow away! that's the whole point of a blog is sharing ideas. 😁

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  4. Congrats on getting some free time Stew....tying the wife up in the garage seems like a sensitive way to achieve it, too!
    I find the use of coffee as ground cover a bit odd....there is the smell, to start with...and what if it gets damp??

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    1. Thanks Keith. While there is a slight smell at first, I've never known anyone who said "yuck, smells like coffee in here." I've never had a problem with it and I've been using it for a while. By the time all the glue dries, plus plaint, plus more glue for flock, it coffee is pretty protected. And of course, I got the idea from reading some else's blog a long time ago. 😁

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  5. With the escalating price of coffee those trench hills could be worth a fortune in a few years. Lovely work, and nice to see you got some time to yourself even if it was fleeting. I put my hobby on hold for twelve years.

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    1. Thanks Lawrence. cheap decal coffee never goes up in price. I don't have 12 years to waste! 😁

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  6. Excellent progress on the Trench/hills they are coming on quickly. The Quar chickens and markers look excellent, and will add to the boards.

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    1. Thanks Dave. I find that thematic markers do indeed add to the overall appearance of the game. 😁

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  7. Great work on those trenches Stew! The Quar things are rather colourful beasties!

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    1. Thanks Ray. In my imagine, the Quar world is very colorful. 😁

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  8. Wow! Like a machine......are you sure the coffee is decaf? ☺
    I see someone has copied your markers......
    Not only good looking, cool and a machine, but also a trendsetter! ☺
    You might need a bigger hat soon......☺
    Neil

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    1. Thanks Neil. I am a Miniature Wargaming Machine. 😁
      It's cool that someone copied me, I share on the blog just for the purpose that someone might copy me, and have copied other blogs idea all the time.

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  9. Love your work! As the father of five I agree about the Parent/Child ratio thing, also I agreement that no human should ever consume decaf, I hadn't thought of using it as terrain! Tying the wife up is something that I hadn't considered, but I've already taught her to shoot so that might not be a good plan for me in the long run.

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    1. thanks Anon. Glad we can agree on most things. 😁
      I, of course, didn't really tie the wife up in the garage, but distracted her with shinny objects.

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  10. If I tie up my wife so I can try to hobby, then there'll be no-one to watch the kids. Or to clean our home. Or to leave me alone.

    Lovely new markers though mate. I really need to play this Quar game sometime.

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    1. thanks Dai. Whenever you schedule allows I can provide you with a game. I think you'd enjoy it.
      If the wife actually left you alone, you wouldn't need to tie her up, you sexy beast.
      And it only worked for me because of the 1 kid / no kid ratio and I let the house go to hell. Of course, there was no one to make it messy. 😁

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  11. Don't have kids, but two dogs--the equivalent of having "forever" three year olds in many ways. Neat trick for using coffee: I may steal that one at some point. I can't bring myself to paint regular farm animals, let alone imaginary ones (in multi-colors, no less): good on ya, there!

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    1. Thanks Ed. I don't mind paint animals and have before, but these imaginary ones are definitely.. different. 😁

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  12. Love it all of course. Saw the Quar chickens and felt like I was having a bad acid trip. Man they’re colourful - in a crazy way. Tying the wife up in the garage? I’m told there’s websites for that kind of thing. No judgement here.

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    1. Thanks Mark. That's the effect I'm going for with Quar: kinda a 1970s colorful trip...
      I didn't really tie her up of course, just distracted he with shiny objects. 😁

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  13. Those hills are coming along nicely!

    and wouldn't buying the decaf mean that they keep making more decaf?

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    1. Thanks David. No, they are always gonna make cheap decaf coffee. I'm just decreasing the supply. 😁

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  14. Freetime is often a gift so its good you seized it while you could! That is solid progress on both terrain and minis. Those markers turned out well and I figure any game can use some nice looking markers to help bring the conflict to life!

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  15. Every time I look away for a few moments I turn around and there's another post! I love those chicken things, they're adorable.

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  16. A nice little update on your various Quar projects Stew:). At least you can now see the advantages of spending time outdoors;)! Here our current batch of heatwaves has meant scenery making has been much quicker than normal, as stuff dries so quickly, rather than taking a day or two in the Winter. Looking forward to seeing these all painted up.

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