(scratching my head and thinking)
"What was I doing again?" "Oh yeah! Writing the best damn wargaming blog on the internet!"
Except for all those other ones, which are equally as good.
Fine. They're BETTER even. Go read all those why don't you. OH you do? Well, good, you should.
Good blogs probably wouldn't go a whole month without posting, except of course when they do. Like I just did. Here's a mega update, but mainly a Vet Con AAR, and mainly Quar.
VET CON AAR
Every time I go to a convention, I think I should try to be a good blogger and take pics of ALL the games. I start off well enough, but then I get distracted and stop. Unless I'm standing right there next to it then I don't see or hear it, just like small dogs and miracles.
Vet con ran Friday night through Sunday, and that lends itself to a fine structure...
FRIDAY:
Broke free early on the Friday afternoon from my home life, and safe in the knowledge that my in-laws had come town to help my wife with the children, I prepared for a holiday weekend of gaming with no responsibilities other than driving safely (and I barely did that).
I had brought my Quar stuff for a Friday game but the nice man I was supposed to play could NOT break away from his own responsibilities, so instead I jumped in a game of Gunfighters Ball (a Cowboy game) hosted by the Mr. DP who was running the con...
along with socializing and saying hello to people, I'm a regular chatty Cathy at a wargame convention.
My two bandits making off with a wagon |
I named myself the King of the Banditos as my two bandits actually stole a wagon and got it off the table while everyone else was getting shot or throwing dynamite and getting themselves blown up.
Gunfighter's Ball is a fun game. When you get shot you draw a damage card, and I swear every other card is getting shot in the ass or balls.
SATURDAY:
Most of Saturday was spent playing a Bolt Action 3rd edition tournament. 3 games, each about 2.5 hours. Tournaments can be nerve racking if one trying to do well. Fortunately for me this was not the case as I just wanted to learn the game better. It was nerve racking for me because I did not have a 3rd edition rulebook nor a 28mm WWII army. I didn't have the rules because despite ordering them in JULY from Osprey. and them being released in September, apparently the books from Osprey were somehow delayed, and delayed again. Even while I'm writing this sentence I still don't have my book.
As for the army, I know all about how these WWII types operate and saddled up to one and said "Hi. My name is Stewart, and I'm you're new best friend. SOOOoooo, got a spare army?" And he did. Mr. R kindly lent me a Soviet army that was very beginner friendly.
In actual fact, I had arranged with the Organizer Mr. SM ahead of time to borrow an army. That morning, he did have a spare army but also said "that man over there also has like 4 armies that he said people could borrow, try him." Mr Said that it was nice for him because he had all these armies that hardly ever see the table, and it was nice to see them used. I said, "well, as long as you understand that I'm one doing YOU a favor then we're all good." No, I didn't say that for reals.
Nothing says WWII like Hedgerows. Hedgerows and machinegun noises. The red bobbles are pins, so you can tell that I'm doing really well. |
In my last game, I played Mr. SM and his British Commandos. |
The BA tournament was super friendly, super fun, laid back. Lot's of people were still learning the 3rd rules so I didn't stand out too much with all my nagging questions.
And then, because it was too early to go home, I once again played a game of Gunfighters Ball in the same scenario. I loudly announced that last game I was the King of the Banditos and to watch my example. After lecturing everyone that no one should be throwing dynamite, the game began where I was the first cowboy shot dead.
Strangely, all pictures of this game are lost.
OTHER GAMES:
Before we get on with Sunday, here are some pictures of other games that I did manage to photograph...
A 54mm WWII game that everyone seemed to enjoy |
Star Wars |
Some AWI |
I know, it's such a lack luster effort. There were others, LOTS others, I just didn't take pictures of them. I'm just not naturally inclined to take a bunch of pictures unless it has something to do with me. Because I selfish. I never share my french fries.
Lots of pics of Sunday though, because on Sunday I hosted two games of Quar: Clash of Rhyfles.
Sunday is Quar day
To refresh your memory as it's been a month, a Quar is a Humanoid Anteater-ish thing in WWI-ish tech. Like so:
Some recently painted Quar. Over exposed, as I was playing with the setting... |
I set up a scenario for 5 players, where 3 payers would play the crusaders, and their job was to assault across a river and take the center ground of the two players playing the royalists. The scenario ran in the morning through afternoon, and again late afternoon till evening.
Table Set up. |
Each player had a 300-ish point force of 11 miniatures (so 600 pts on defense vs 900 pts on attack).
Just a closer look. |
The game was just kinda but not really, but just barely; local enough tothe Developers of Quar miniatures and Rulebooks, so the guys who are Zombiesmith, Mr. JQ and Mr. AB, came up to have a look-see and have a chat. Which was very flattering. I mean for them, because how often do you get to meet a famous blogger like myself with an international blog read by a dozen people?
Mr. JQ pinned a Crusader badge onto my collar. It felt like being knighted.
I didn't get any pictures of us together. Which is unfortunate because it would have made me a very minor celebrity in some very small circles. Very-very small circles, more like dots. But still, my wife thought it was cool when I told her all about it. Repeatedly.
Some Cadier (Horse equivalent) are tethered by the bridge for some unknow reason. |
Me in the purple shirt. Pointing with intention. |
The Coftyrans are defending the bridge. |
Two lone Royalists try to hold out. Can you be lone if there are two of you? |
Trying to get across the river |
At one point, it felt like it was getting really late. "Man, it feels late. What time is it anyway?" "6:30?!!" "We all need to man up, my children aren't bed yet so I can't go home."
Quar moving through the woods. |
Some Crusaders trying out the bridge. because crossing rivers is for suckers. Why get your feet wet AND be shot at? |
We were the last game to wrap up and we few players closed out the convention.
So Vet Con was a great success. Lots of fun, and in typical convention fashion you see a lot of people you seem to only see at conventions. I made some new gaming friends, I sold everything I placed in the Bring and Buy so had enough cash to pay for all my drinks.
Monday is Veteran's Day
Woke up early, put flowers on my father's grave who served 20 years in the navy, and then off to a parade. My older children were marching in the local parade as part of Scouts. It was cold, wet, and raining.
Question: What does an almost middle aged, kinda out of shape, definitely hung over, father do in a cold, wet, and raining parade?
Answer:
He carries his 4 year old for 2 miles. Not all heroes wear capes, but I bet they all have sore backs. |
After we got home and put on warm dry clothes, my oldest son (6 years old) demanded that since I was gone all weekend playing games with other people that it was now his turn to play. So out came his favorite game King of Toyko.
Where he beat me three times. He can barely read but he knows what ALL the cards do. |
Double thanks for writing a comment.
Till next time.
A very entertaining summary leading up to the highlight of the convention. Great to see you met and spent some time with the Quar creators, Sir Stew.
ReplyDeleteThanks Lawrence. 'Sir Stew' sounds some sort of soup creation that you buy in a can and feed to young children. 😁
DeleteHow great to meet the Quar guys in person! Pity about the lack of a picture to actually prove it...
ReplyDeleteOver all looks like a good time. I spent that weekend building stuff with my kid, but played no games. Opposite site of the hobby coin!
Right. With no photo, how do we know that this encounter actually happened?
DeleteThanks David and JF. I don't trust my children around super glue yet. They still do that thing where they pour a silver dollar size puddle of white glue to stick a feather to a piece of paper.
DeleteWell, you know how it is amongst celebrities, probably get tired of being asked to take their picture. I know I do.
but more likely that none of us grew up with a cellphone in our pocket so don't feel the need to photograph every moment of our lives to later post on social media. 😁
Sounds like a great weekend….quar things and everything else. My back hurts now and then and I definitely not a hero 👍
ReplyDeleteThanks Matt. You're a hero to me. 😁
DeleteMy brain read that as "Viet Cong" so I was expecting jungles and black PJs......boy was I disappointed!
ReplyDeleteIt's Wargamers Anonymous where everyone had just initials so they are not shamed.....
It did have that famous blogger in it - SQBCW*
It was a con, not as we know it in the UK.....but they are not "cons" but "shows" even if they are called Britcon.....
At their shows (cons) everyone plays; at ours only some play, most just gawp and shop and talk...
Anyways that SQBCW didn't have his trench finished, so that was even more disappointing. Oh and his magic paint brush obviously isn't. But he did have a good time and even met some heroes before becoming one.....
Why does it always rain on memorial parades?
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* StewQuarBestCivilWar
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Thanks Niel. It's my habit not to name names as they say. There are big differences between UK shows and US cons. I'm not sure I would enjoy a UK show.
DeleteNo, I have not finished my trench board, thanks for bringing that up. It's a bigger project than I realized PLUS the next step has to be done in the garage and It's been very cold.
You're right, it does always rain on parades. 😁
King of Tokyo, clearly the best game of the weekend 🙂 but Quar are the army that keep on giving. Most comments on Bolt Action 3 have been positive of the changes, did your group like them?
ReplyDeleteThe huge walker in the Star Wars games is an impressive centre piece.
Thanks Norm. I told the kid that our game was the most fun all weekend. I love lying to my children.
DeleteI only played 2 games of the previous edition, but everyone had nice things to say about the 3rd edition. My book finally arrived so I get to read it now. I don't know how WWII it actually is but it does present as a solid 20th century combat system. 😁
Yeah, the big AT-AT was cool and drew people close. It even moved a few times.
Congratulations on your Knighthood! Many a fine-looking game but yours is the best of the bunch.
ReplyDeleteThanks JF. Best out of the few pics I actually took perhaps. 😁
DeleteGreat summary of the convention and you got in a couple of fine looking games of Quar. I do hope the Crusaders won
ReplyDeleteThanks Neil. My games were pretty enough. The Crusaders had 33 miniatures all together versus the Coftyran 22, and needed to get 6 rhyflers not OOA into the specified area at the end of the game. they managed it both times. 😁
DeleteYou certainly had a good time. Forgetting to take photos is a symptom. I know because I have the same problem.
ReplyDeleteThanks Pan. glad to see I'm not the only one. 😁
DeleteWell done matey - lovely looking game - especially the tank that was only there for eye candy. Do the Quar have aircraft? Congrats on the knighthood too! Maybe you should get a discount now on future Quar related purchases?
ReplyDeleteThanks Mark. yeah, he painted the Tractor (tank) so we just put it out for looks. I think Tank rules will be coming out soon or eventually.
DeleteQuar do have aircraft, they are called Kites if I remember, WWI style craft.
I dunno about discounts. I sure don't need any more Quar at the moment to paint, but maybe if I asked nicely. 😁
Your Quar game board looks fantastic Stew. I really love the river.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry about your photos of you with Messrs. JQ & AB. Their photos of them with you will no doubt be on the Zombiesmith website soon!
I see you are wet on the parade. If four children have taught me anything it is not to trust them with holding the umbrella. 😁
Thanks Ben, That river is some old plastic set that kinda looks.... alright. I keep meaning to flock the banks.
DeleteI tried for awhile to hold the umbrella in one hand and the kid in the other but gave up quickly, because I am middle aged and out of shape. 😁
Great series of games. The Quar seem really cool!
ReplyDeleteThanks BIll. The Quar ARE really cool. 😁
DeleteGlad you had a great convention there Stew and always good to be able to have a bit of a break from family suties now and then! A nice mix of games and great that the Quar chaps made the effort to come and chat to you, which must have been rather nice:).
ReplyDeleteThanks Steve. I purposely timed it that I would leave in the morning before everyone would wake up and come home right after everyone went to bed.
DeleteIn all honesty, I don't think the drive to wave to at me was worth it, but they said they were able to get some work done so I guess it worked out. 😁
Agree, sounds as a few cool games!
ReplyDeleteThanks Michal. They were all cool games. 😁
DeleteSounds like an excellent con, the bridge and trees made it a barely ACW looking table,sounds like your eldest will be beating you at games for the foreseable future, let's hope they include miniatures!
ReplyDeleteBest Iain
Thanks Iain. yeah, more Quar terrain on the way to replace all those ACW fences.
DeleteI am betting my children will have a period of time where they indulge me in miniature gaming. 😁
All these great photos and not a single shot of the crusader badge? Shameful
ReplyDeleteThanks SD. I did take a pic of it but honestly it’s just a little pin. Needs context. 😀
DeleteAlways a dilemma being a blogger at a convention, torn between just experiencing it and gathering material to "report" on it. Your game looked the biz, that's for sure, so you can certainly feel good about that. Nice (and poignant) touch to mention your Dad, and honoring his memory and service on Vet's day to wrap up.
ReplyDeleteThanks Ed. I give up pretty easily at cons and just experience the thing. I think it’s easier for those in the UK to report on a show bc there’s nothing else to do but look, while we get to play. 😀
DeleteThanks for those last kind words about my father and Veterans.
I'd say you had some smashing results at the convention, Mr. Bandido! Those wild west games look like a lot of fun as well. I do commend you for your convention stamina as well. I don't go to them to game but I'm honestly worn out by the third or fourth hour of walking around in the mosh pit of people and salivating over the various miniatures for sale. If I added several hours of gaming, I can only imagine what state I'd be in! And finally, your intro got a hearty chuckle out of me for what its worth :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Jeff, but that’s King Bandito to you!
DeleteWell, these cons that I’ve been going to are not huge affairs so there are no mosh pits and you can see everything in under an hour. 😀
Glad the intro brought a smile.
Great you had a good time at the convention Stewart, and got the recognition for your Quar game from the designers, and also the badge.
ReplyDeleteSounds like your children understand the importance of veterans day, and the importance of the people who serve, my own children love listening to the stories about my grandparents from WWII
Thanks Dave. Recognition might be too strong of a word. I’m not doing anything incredible. I’m probably just vocal on the internet. 😀
DeleteMy children are starting to grasp the importance of service.
Great report, and you must be 'well chuffed' (as we Brits would say..) with the thumbs-up from the Quars creator. It's very interesting to see the differences between US and UK wargame shows/cons, I think yours are much more about getting some actual games in, ours perhaps more about 'ooh, shiny' and lots of shopping!
ReplyDeleteThanks David. Yes our cons are very different from your shows. Our cons tend to go on for days and every game is a participation game.
DeleteThough, there is still shopping. 🤪
Thanks David. Yes our cons are very different from your shows. Our cons tend to go on for days and every game is a participation game.
DeleteThough, there is still shopping. 🤪
Always enjoyable, always entertaining, but I think that this was your best yet; I laughed and laughed!
ReplyDeleteChatty Cathy, you? Can't imagine it.
All the best, until the next time amigo, when you provide some marvellous entertaining and interesting content for my delight, James
Thanks James. Appreciate it very much.
DeleteIt’s hard to believe I know, but I can get quite chatty. 😀
When I saw that photo of you carrying your son in the rain I though of the words of the song "...it never rains in Southern California...", then I realised that you live in Sacramento...
ReplyDeleteLooks like you had a packed weekend and nice to see the Quar in action again.
Thanks Mark. though I used to live in southern California and its true. Never a drop. 😁
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