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Clint Eastwood from Fistful of Dollars. Also known as my identical twin. |
Example of character cards I made for a Dark Ages game. Just a clever use of text boxes in Powerpoint. |
Specialist card deck that I got. Image taken from Wiley Games website. |
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Clint Eastwood from Fistful of Dollars. Also known as my identical twin. |
Example of character cards I made for a Dark Ages game. Just a clever use of text boxes in Powerpoint. |
Specialist card deck that I got. Image taken from Wiley Games website. |
And here we are again. Prepare thyself for text. Lots of text.
I've been absent form the internets for the last couple weeks or so due to working my ass off. Having grown frustrated at being broke all the time I went to that place that broke people should go: to work.
I've been doing a lot of on call shifts which is basically the way someone in my job does over time. It can be nice because you get paid just for being on call and then if they call you in then you get more extra monies. The plan has worked too well as I've been called in a LOT in the past weeks. On the positive side the extra money is welcomed (and kinda the whole point) and I've barely seen my family. My children become adorable when you don't see them for very long. On the negative side I've had little-to-no time for miniatures.
I've Been Thinking (a Dangerous Pastime)
I've been thinking about painting, mostly while driving. My dislike for painting is well documented on the internet, which I of course ham up for entertainment purposes. My own entertainment really, not sure about anyone else.
I found that focusing on the dark ages miniatures exclusively until the goal of 100 miniatures was reached to be a real boon in getting that collection to the playable state that I wanted it to be. But it did take a long time to do (8 months). Out of curiosity I did a post on TMP asking how long it would take those unwashed masses to paint a 100 figures. You can see the post here: Linkity if inclined.
To invite comparison is to invite misery. Most people responded that it would take them just 2ish months to paint 100 miniatures. Man that makes me look slow. Course, Who knows how representative that sample actually is. Whenever you post on the internet that you did something cool in X amount of time, I think it naturally selects responses from folks who did it in X-n. I'm a little suspect though, because one doesn't see a ton of folks out there with huge armies in enormous mass battles. It's out there, but it's not the norm. What I do see are people playing medium sized games and talking about how they got a lot of unpainted lead and too many projects on the go.
Obviously there's no right or wrong way to do anything in this silly hobby, it's a HOBBY after all and supposed to be fun. And it's a stupid thing to try to tell someone else how to do a hobby. But it's a smart thing to think about my own hobby and what I really want from it. Self reflection is very interesting to read (NOT!). But maybe if someone is in the same situation they might find some pearls of wisdom.
My goal of painting anything is to have it painted. I like playing with painted armies; it's the end result that matters and not the process. Just like going to the gym; I like having the sculpted abs and not doing the crunches. If I ever went to the gym that is. A better analogy for myself is that I like to eat my bacon and melted cheese sandwich but not make it. I balance the plate on my tummy while I watch TV.
I've described my painting / hobby time before; in that I'm basically only able to get any painting done late at night after the kids and wife have gone to bed and some chores are done. The wife might not be asleep but she's 'retired for the evening.' It's a big affair when she retires, we have to light candles and dim the lights while she ascends the stairs in a night gown and I play an organ solemnly.
So painting time is limited till between the hours of 9:00ish till around 10:30ish PM. I like to hit the hay around 1100 since most days I'm up at early. Either due to work or the children because kids never sleep in. Damn youth and their zest for life.
How to put that time to best use is the question of the day. Because I actually want to get things done. Most gamers that I know have several projects on the go at once, and while they do a lot (or not) no one project/genre moves forward very much. Everything is starts and stops. I've always limited my number of projects being worked on at once to 2. Called the rule of 2. What a project is can be anything, 1 project could be a regiment of ACW infantry and the other 2 Ships of the line. The idea that when I say down at the hobby desk I could do either of those projects but wouldn't start another till one was done. This works fine. Yet the projects are often disconnected from one another. The ACW regiment when done would be swapped out for some LOTR Orcs; when the ships were done it was swapped out for terrain piece, and when the next project in would be AWI and so on.
Painting the 100 dark ages miniatures was started on a lark, just a goal I set to get out of some hobby slows. It's probably the first time where I worked on a specific genre for months on end. It's also the first time I ever kept track of how many miniatures I was painting.
The more I think about it, the more I like that process. Setting a large goal (naturally being broken down into smaller ones) and keep at it until it's done. It provided a real sense of progress and completion for me; which is important for my own mental health as I've really just plateaued in life.
So I'm gonna try it out for awhile. Pic a genre, set a goal that gets it to the next game-able state, and focus on that. Not focusing so much on the number of figures but what the state of play is: A small skirmish can be moved to large skirmish; a large skirmish to a mass battle, a genre not playable at all because not enough has been painted moved to a playable state.
It'll be an experiment with very low stakes because nothing important will be affected and who cares. You all will get the watch / read about it and I'll get back to you. Gotta blog about something after all.
What's Next? Same Ol' Same Ol'
"What do I want to paint next?" is the wrong question. The answer is nothing, I hate painting.** Why can't I just have a bunch of wargaming buddies with big armies and terrain of their own that host games whenever I want in whatever genre I want so I can just show up play? And While I'm imagining things why not also have strippers and strobe lights; but the stripper costumes would have a matching theme to the game being played.
A better question would be "what to game next?" Dark Ages will dominate games for the rest of the year with the big finale in November when I host several convention games. he Dark Ages have gotten a lot of love lately; but I had still had 4 of the big battle bases left over so I thought... what the hell? Finish the job.
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Mass production mode. 4 Bases and the miniatures to go on them. |
Some other odds and ends:
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2 more priests to help out Saxon morale. The one on the left is super fancy. |
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Shieldwall markers |
Its helpful to mark which units are in shieldwall. The 10 on the left I made YEARS ago and used LMBS transfers. The 18 on the right (with 2 shields) I made recently but was out of shield transfers so I painted those by hand. I think 3 of the 36 came out alright. I ordered more transfers. No one looks too hard at markers anyway.
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Painted up a mess of casualty figures to use as markers to help remember which side is winning or losing a fight. These painted up pretty quick as I only had to paint half the miniature. |
Deep Thoughts and Leaving
Thanks for taking the time to read these deep and useless thoughts about painting miniatures. Hopefully not a complete waste of time for you. It's in no way to try and convince anyone that what they are doing is wrong; I'm not convinced myself one way or ta other; its just some hobby talk about the painting side of our silly hobby. Here are some other deep and useless thoughts:
Sand is called Sand because it's in-between the sea and the land.
We have fingers and toes; Our fingers have fingertips but our toes don't have toetips but people can walk tiptoe.
**for the record; I do like painting. I like the sense of free time, of doing what I want to do over what I should do. I like that I'm not just wasting time watching TV. I like the creativity, I like the process, the time spent by myself, and the relaxation. But what I really like is when a genre that I've painted hits the table, and everyone oohhs and awwws and applauds. OK, no one applauds.
This Blog of Terrible Loss is 5 years old this month. Happy blogging birthday. Let's talk about Blogging in general and what you can get me in specific.
Ok, so it's not quite talking. I'll type and you'll read but try to hear my voice in your head as you do and it will feel like talking. I sound like a combination of Darth Vader and PeeWee Herman.
So I've been doing this for 5 years now which officially makes me an expert and perhaps, the best blogger ever. I mean suuuure some blogs will post more often with better content and with less typos; but how many of them have a fun title like mine?
All of them? Are you sure?....Ok, never mind that last bit then. but I'm still an expert. Because I say so.
The problem with blogging is that the vast majority of blog posts are what I have come to call 'look-it posts.' As in "Look it, I painted something." or "Look it, I played a game." or "Look it, I bought something." These posts are the peanut butter and jelly of blog posts; meaning that it's an easy stable that everybody eats when there is nothing better (or no time to cook). Even in my own blog there are mainly Look-It posts. And Look-It posts, like peanut butter and jelly, are boring.
-Wait! that's obviously an inflammatory statement meant to raise engagement in what is otherwise boring text. Read on, I'm going somewhere with this.
The reason there are so many mundane Look-it posts on a wargaming blogs is that it's reflective of what we do 90% of the time. Buying things, painting them, and then playing with them. And this not a bad thing, as it indicates a healthy hobby life.
But every once in a while, we do something really cool. We put on that BIG game, we do a cool terrain tutorial, we write a scenario, do a excellent wargame review, or we write a hit song about our love of goldfish crackers or something like that. These are some of the better blog posts because they demonstrate something, and are inherently more interesting. These posts provide to the online community because the posts are informational and/or inspirational; becoming a resource for others. Posts like these are what drew me to blogs in the first place.
I'm happy that I've done a couple of these over the years. These posts also tend to get found more in google searches because they offer something that people are a looking for. Over the last 5 years my top 5 most viewed posts are:
Clash of Spears Review written in August 2020
DIY Wargame Mat written in August 2017
Forest tutorial written in August 2020
DIY Wargaming Roads written in July 2018
ACW Rule Reviews written in Feb 2021
-The pattern? In-depth terrain construction and thoughts about wargaming rules. Obviously no one in the wider internet really cares that I painted 10 Viking miniatures to a reasonable table standard.
These type of posts take a lot of effort to do. The projects are large and the posts take forever to write. To continue our food analogy; these posts are the fancy meals, the Thanksgiving Dinner of blog posts. And I'm proud of those posts (and others like them, there are a few). They are entertaining, informative, and make me look good; if I do say so myself.
The kicker is: If my blog only had fancy meal posts the it might be a good resource, but blogging would not be very much fun. As anyone who has made Thanksgiving Dinner (or any big fancy meal for a lot of people) can attest; It's a LOT of work, there is often swearing involved, usually a minor burn, and crying children. All for the glorious presentation on the table and the meal is over in 40 mins with nothing left over but dirty dishes and general feeling of being dissatisfied. And a tummy ache.
When I started blogging, I envisioned mostly doing fancy meal posts but quickly realized that if I stuck to those types of posts alone, there really wouldn't be much here. There would be long periods of inactivity and no one would be able to tell if the blog was 'active' or gone 'dormant.' It would be a nice resource for folks, but there wouldn't be much interaction.
And to be fair, It's not like any of those top 5 posts are jaw dropping-ly good. I'm not really an expert in anything and all my posts take the tone of "if this mook can do it, then you can to and probably better." The only thing that I am consistently good at is falling asleep in bed at night while my wife talks to me. I do it ALL the time.
I've said before that without some interaction, blogging would be too much like shouting into the void.
So I started to post more often on the mundane stuff. The stuff I did 90% of the time. It was easier for the blog to be 'active' (for me; 2-3 posts a months is about right). Number of followers grew; currently at 93. I never really know what that number signifies other than somebody liked something enough to click on the button. Number of Blogging buddies grew and interaction increased and blogging was fun. Turns out folks like Peanut Butter and Jelly. Turns out I like Peanut Butter and Jelly.
As long as it's grape jelly, maybe strawberry. Anything else is GROSS. My wife likes raspberry and it's constant source of friction in my house.
A Loooooong time ago, before my life was dominated by children, I used to be a part of some wargaming clubs. More over, I used to actually GO to the club meetings. 2 or 3 times a months really. Not only would we play some games but people would bring their newly painted miniatures to show off and get ohs and awes. If meeting in a game store people would make purchases and temp others to do the same. While playing in one game you could wander over to people playing in another and gab for a bit. You get the idea.
I'm still part of clubs but much more of a sideline / periphery member. I hardly ever go to any meetings. I'm more like a fun guest star and not in the regular cast; I'm the third in the threesome.
In a lot of ways, blogging has become my on-line club. Especially with the little network of Best Blogging Buddies where we consistently follow each others blogs by writing comments. There are about 10 people who regularly write a comment on any piece of shit post that I write; and I routinely write comments on their posts which are works of art.
With some of these guys; we've been doing this for YEARS. years I say. There's around 10 additional people who occasionally write a comment on this blog when something strikes a cord or when life allows. Therefore most of my posts have around 20 -30 ish comments on them (10-ish people writing a message and me replying. I always reply, it's just good manners).
I think this is GREAT fun and provides that interaction that I no longer get from real life (for hobbys anyway).
I'm not trying to say that this is a LOT or a LITTLE. I see plenty of other blogs that get way more comments and actually see scores of blogs that get waaaay less. What I'm trying to say is that blogging has become a fun way to get little wargaming-themed bursts of Dopamine from nice people; because all comments are positive (all comments I write are meant to be positive). I've never had anyone write a comment saying something like 'your painting sucks and your terrain is trash and you should feel bad because your life is bad!"
Plus, when you follow someone's blog for awhile you do get a kinda-sorta sense of who they are as a real person; and over time they become less like strangers on the internet but more like online pen pals. On line club members who are sharing some fun hobby stuff. So when they post "hey look-it, I did this thing" My first thought is "Cool bro. Nice job. Your hobby stuff is aces and thanks for sharing." because Peanut Butter and jelly is not boring depending on who you eat it with. It's not the food, it's the company. It's not boring at all.
So to sum up; I've learned that there are basically two kinds of posts in the miniature wargaming blogging world -- RESOURCE posts that tend to get more views and LOOK-IT posts that tend to get more comments. Any blog that can do both is probably on the right track for super blog stardom (if that's a thing). Look-it posts are much easier to do so tend to get more of them.
But more importantly THANKS everyone who takes the time to interact, even sporadically. I really appreciate it and more over, enjoy it. I hope you also enjoy my lame attempts to be funny and interact on your blog.
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what to do, what to do -- 1/200 ship on the left, 18mm ACW on the right. |
My CSA troops, needing reinforcements to stand up against the Yankees. |
ACW game, the Union attempting to push the CSA off the field. |
Normans cross a river to attack a Saxon village. The "Harrying of the North." |