Het Lookit!
The full rules for Clash of Rhyfles is finally out...
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| That's Me! (I wonder who those other people are..) |
Het Lookit!
The full rules for Clash of Rhyfles is finally out...
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| That's Me! (I wonder who those other people are..) |
Hey there! It's been a long time to wait for more Quar.
Of course it's a Quar themed post. All the posts this year have been Quar themed so why stop now. Hold up, let me check that. Pause for internal analysis.....bzzz...Correction! There was 1 post about Brigade Fire and Fury back in June and 1 post about Hobby Expenses back in Feb. All the other 15 posts have been Quar related.
Strap yourself in for number 16. It's gonna be great. Promise.
Quar Crusader Command and Specialists
I've done a LOT of work on Quar terrain of late. So naturally it's time to focus back on expanding the Quar armies and paint some miniatures. Yuck, what an awful chore. Wish I was rich enough to pay someone to do it for me. I dug into my mini Quar mountain of plastic boxes and found..
The Command box lets you build 10 miniatures of command types: officers, musicians, standard bearers, and etc. Since I already had officers, this box has limited utility for me. I got it because it had this miniature of a Quar doing the pose from Say Anything.
you know, this one...
| You remember the movie Say Anything right? Or are you dead on the inside? |
other command types:
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| Standard Bearer and Squirrel Handler. |
Quar use squirrels instead of carrier pigeons. Apparently, there are no birds at all in the Quar world. I don't know why, maybe the creator was bit by a paraquet as a child. So, the Quar use these animals called Pyk-Pyk squirrels that are smarter than your average squirrel. Whenever I think of smart squirrels I think of this movie:
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| Merlin as a greyish squirrel. |
And what does it say about me that everything reminds me of something else I saw on TV as kid?
So I painted my squirrels grey but the image above is kinda blueish and then I thought why not paint them an odd color? Maybe I'll repaint them and then I thought that's a lot of work just for a game token...
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| Right face! March off to storage. |
Crusader Specialists (because they're special)
I got more milage out of the specialist box. With all the new tanks Tractors coming out in plastic kits these days, the higher ups decided that my Crusader forces needed some anti-tank Tractor weapons.
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| differentiated from other Crusaders by having a bayonet or by carrying a shotgun (SHOTGUN!) |
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| These guys re all spiked maces and single-handed short-range shotguns. |
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| I do like this dude dual wielding. I wonder if there is a move reference I could make? |
Nah, it wasn't bad. Quite the opposite really. It was FUN.
Pacificon Convention Report
Pacificon is in the Bay Area, which is where Zombiesmith is located. Zombiesmith is the maker of Quar. So I reached out and said "hey, I'm gonna be at Pacificon, soOOOoo if you were thinking of going to Pacificon as a vendor, then I have a GREAT idea...How bout I run a bunch of Quar games all weekend long on my nice terrain boards for you?"
"Go On..." said Zombiesmith, and I went "well, that's basically it....."
And a deal was struck. I would spend all weekend hosting Quar games and Zombiesmith would reward me for the effort by giving me an exorbitant amount of store credit. At least I thought it was an exorbitant amount. I am hesitant to state actual numbers as that seems gauche, and I am nothing but the epitome of sophistication. Lets just say it's enough to keep me steeped in Quar for a while. Especially at the glacier slow rate of painting that I am known for...but not enough to purchase one of everything in the store.
So my con experience was: All Quar, All the Time.
Being the Busy Bee that I was, I neglected to take any pictures. But other folks did. Here they are collected for your enjoyment. So enjoy them, I guess.
| Extra credit. Count how many times I'm pictured pointing at the table... |
| Kinda counts |
| definitely counts |
| doesn't count |
| hard to tell, but that counts That's my hand pointing behind the tree... |
| These aren't my figures. A guy named Nate spent a lot of time at the Zombiesmith Paint and Take, painting up his troops. I had to let him use them in a game. |
| not pointing... |
Hopefully Zombiesmith got a few more sales. I got to cosplay and pretend like I was one of the Gaming industry. So maybe it was a win-win? I didn't really ask for numbers. Pacificon in general is kinda a small con with regards to miniature games. It seems to do more Board and roleplaying.
We talked briefly about doing it again for Dundracon, which is held in the same place but at a different time of the year, and reportedly has more miniatures gaming. We'll see how it goes. Maybe its the start of meing being some sort of game booster. Maybe it's the end. Maybe it's need more experimentation.
I enjoyed hanging out with Mr HeadZombie and Mr AB (the head rules writter) and being mistaken as a member of Zombiesmith when I'm really just an euthiastic fan of the game. And if I didn't correct everyone then so be it...
For my haul, I picked up yet another box of Quar that I don't have:
End Note
When I got home the wife told me that a shelf in the hobby room had come off the wall. It was full wqargaming rule books which survived the fall but it also had half of my very LARGE, Very COOL, very EXPENSIVE Viking Great Hall. And of course, being the most expensive thing on the shelf and the hardest to replace (notwithstanding the company that made it is gone) it did not survive the fall so well....
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| trust me, there are snapped pieces everywhere.. |
I'm gonna have to think about what to do next...I mean, of course I'm gonna have to fix it...couldn't possibly just throw it into a tub and put it in the garage and forget about it right....right?
And just in time to. I had a month to do it, and I did. It's hard being this awesome at wargaming. Too bad the awesomeness doesn't translate into other areas of life.
(and in truth I'm not that awesome at wargaming either but don't tell anyone)
Quar House Finished
Taddaa! With Quar figures included for scale this time.
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| at least he liked it. |
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| I told him to play carefully as daddy's toys were fragile. He only broke one of the miniatures. |
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| tadaa! |
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| Protip, when you cut the first triangle out of foam you can just slice that triangle in half, so the you'll have two the exact same. |
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| little roof |
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| Big roof |
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| not the best picture. Here is the inside |
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| and the outside. still not the best picture and I'm not sure that makes the effect. But it gets the job done. |
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| All the separate pieces laid out. |
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| Somehow somewhere along the way I mis-measured, as I didn't plan for the ramp to butt up right against the house. I thought there would be some space in between. |
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| Table set up |
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| Game play picture. |
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| Tadaa! |
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| 28mm |